Whisk soy sauce, oyster sauce, sesame oil, honey, cornstarch, and water in a small bowl until smooth. Set aside close to the stove.
Boil noodles 1 minute under package time. Drain, rinse under cold water. Toss with a drop of oil to prevent sticking. Set aside.
Pat shrimp completely dry with paper towels. Season with salt and pepper right before cooking.
Heat wok on high 2 minutes. Add 1 tbsp oil and let it shimmer. Sear shrimp in a single layer 1-2 min per side until pink. Remove to a plate.
Add remaining 1 tbsp oil to wok. Add garlic and ginger, stir 30 seconds until fragrant. Add broccoli and carrot, cook 2 min. Add bell pepper and snap peas, cook 1-2 min until crisp-tender.
Add noodles to wok. Use tongs to lift and fold, not stir in circles. Cook 1 minute until heated through.
Pour sauce into center of wok. Let bubble 20-30 seconds without stirring. Toss everything until evenly coated and glossy.
Remove wok from heat. Fold shrimp back in, toss gently. Plate immediately. Garnish with scallions and sesame seeds.